So today on Epic Thursday, I'm hosting the extraordinary Carrie Bastyr (who just so happens to have been my first CP and basically the keeper of my sanity - seriously the crazy phone calls she has to endure, she's a saint) You can find Carrie at Where I Get Wordy, and when you visit check out her awesome giveaway of The Selection by Kiera Cass here.
Also, don't forget to come back next week when I'm hosting Tristina Wright. (CP of awesomeness, and unofficial leader of our small gang of misfits) Visit her at www.tristinawright.com.
Now without further ado here is, as our small gang of misfit CP's have begun to call, her Epic Pancake Scene.
"Isn't this lovely?" My mom bubbles as Ken leans over her, his arms circling around, his head bowing to plant a kiss on her cheek. She leans into him until their lips meet creating moist smacking sounds.
I want to vomit.
Instead I pierce the pancakes with my fork, imagining it's Ken's head. Stab. Stab. Stab.
"Don't you want some syrup?" My mom asks, finally having pulled herself away from Ken, as she holds the bottle out to me. Her swollen lips are curled into a dreamy smile. I nod and take it from her, flipping the cap open and spilling the golden brown liquid onto my pancakes until it begins to pool on the side of my plate.
I'm drowning them. Drowning Ken.