Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Awkward and Slightly Inappropriate Truths...
I am hopelessly addicted to HBO, Showtime, and HGTV.
Ok, ok..and maybe Jerseylicious and America's Next Top Model.
Ahhh....Sookie + Eric=Swoon (I am so not a Bill fan)
Last night I totally cleaned the house for 2 hours, just so I could have the extra calories to devour two brownies.
(They were desperately needed)
I am a compulsive butt pincher/slapper.
I really don't know why I do this, I just do. I like to sneak up behind people and bam I've tagged them. But let me clarify, these people are usually related to me and I have NEVER pinched/slapped a strangers tukus. My favorite bum to pinch/slap....that would have to be my sister, she always gives the best reaction.
Awkward, Inappropriate, and Strange things spew loudly from my mouth on a daily basis. Really, I do try to control it. I even have conversations with myself, declaring what is appropriate and what is not. But in my defense, half the time I'm only doing it to get a surprised laugh from my husband. (He is the only one who really does fully appreciate my unique brand of humor) However, if I am among my siblings and parents when this happens, it can quickly escalate to embarrassing proportions. Then I go home and berate myself..I mean who really jokes about their parents having sex? (Yea that's what I meant by awkward and inappropriate....although I strangely find this hilarious because my Mom gets super embarrassed and my siblings cringe.) But honestly, my parents had 5 kids, obviously they enjoyed making them. See what I mean? I can't stop myself.